What can you say about the big man in between the posts? Always using impeccable manners he will bust your balls but do so with the utmost grammatical knowledge and politeness. He is an ex-rugby player, with a great tackle, as Ish knows all too well (he normally gets the ball too). He treats every […]

Think: Harry Kane The young Liam is only 2 seasons old in his FCB career, but demonstrating that he can live up to the famous Hyner name in FCB. Much like his brother but in a different position, Liam has very good technical ability and an excellent rapporteur of shots in his locker. In the […]

The younger Majid has all of his family’s physicality and edge. Ish is good with his back-to-goal, good in the air and good at moustaches.  A versatile and willing player, over the years Ish has gone from a pacey winger to a hold-up player to a combative midfielder. Interesting fact about Ish: He came on […]

This former professional footballer has a cultured left foot, great close control and a history of amazing solo goals in an FCB shirt. He also has a brother named Mario. Luigi is a quiet squad member who has been part of the core of players that brought the club a glut of silverware in the […]

Ben has come into the team and filled the space in attacking midfield. A great passer of the ball and a man who could shield it all day. He can score goals, assist like crazy and draw fouls like no one else in the team. Fun fact: he once had four men marking him during […]

Think: Mathieu Debuchy The bearded warrior, Simón has energy and desire to win and learn both on and off the field. The natural FB, Simón looks to play forward quickly fitting in to the FCB philosophy nicely.

What can you say about the ever so slightly nuts man in the net? He loves to listen to a bit of Regayton before he plays and can’t seem to get the fact that he needs to shout his name or keeper, not “MY BALL”. He has good feet, as the strikers who closed him […]