The Midfield Maestro has become a regular at FCB through embarrassing not only the opposition but his own team at training by regularly breaking ankles and leaving people confused at to what he actually just did never mind how he did it. He has a mean left, unfortunately, his right foot is as useful as a chocolate teapot, and  constantly makes Fleck so horny with his skill that he’s shouted at to stop it.

Fun fact: Luigi and his brother are actually Italian plumbers who love to save princesses from giant dragon like turtles who can breathe fire…. if you haven’t guessed his name then you weren’t born on this planet.