Matthew Hutchinson

What can you say about the big man in between the posts? Always using impeccable manners he will bust your balls but do so with the utmost grammatical knowledge and politeness. He is an ex-rugby player, with a great tackle, as Ish knows all too well (he normally gets the ball too). He treats every match as warfare and he’s the general! When he says hold the line, you hold the sodding line.

Fun fact: a direct quote “How dare you lay siege to our dressing room!!!!!” (Holding back an entire team single-handedly while doing so).