Season: 2020-2021
The big man who makes the phrase ‘they all count the same’ his own. To say that JJ is fond of a tap-in would be like saying that Harry is fond of a beer. The striker has an impressive appearances to goals ratio and an even more impressive ratio of six-yard box finishes to stunners. […]
As the only member of the FCB squad with anything approaching six-pack abs and off-the-line speed, Jimmy is often tasked with covering at the back and nullifying opposition runners. Jimmy is an integral part of the defence and a trusted ball player. Despite being the man that came over from the ‘dark side’ a couple […]
The Empanada King of Madrid doesn’t conform to the Argentinian stereotype of brash personalities. Where he does conform to his nation’s stereotypes is with his physical defence. This guy loves a challenge! Whether it be in the air, where he is imperious, or on the ground, where he’s rarely inaccurate with a slide tackle, Gonzalo […]
The classiest on the ball of FCB’s stable of centre backs, Josh has what we Brits call ‘a lovely ping’ off both feet. Forms the second part of the self-styled ‘Fridge – Freezer’ partnership with Greg. Interesting fact about Josh: Rumoured to be the dirtiest, nastiest, fightiest player in football 7s but is clean as […]
The Mexican Pirlo has grown out his luscious, thick curly black hair to add some gravitas to his grumpy, sultry demeanour. Spraying passes, breaking hearts – it’s what he does. EQ has an extensive passing range and is two-footed enough to try to take corners with his left foot. Interesting fact about EQ: Shocked everyone […]
A hugely valuable addition to the squad, Chema is a calm cerebral player who tempers the ‘forward at all costs’ attitude of those around him with an assured Spanish midfield pragmatism. Following in the footsteps of former FCB DMF starters Fab and Ben, Chema breaks up play, distributes, organises and does other people’s dirty work […]
