Season: 2021-2022
Lokomotive New Cross FC was founded in 2014 by a group of mates from South East London. Over the past 8 years, the club has played in various leagues including the Dulwich Hamlet, Selhurst and Camberwell leagues. The club has also contested various invitational fixtures across South London, including 3 consecutive victories over Effra Academicals […]
FCB’s biggest wind-up merchant. Joe likes nothing more than doing his trademark backheel flick, letting out a derisory ‘Whoooo!’ and then settling into exactly one lemony beer after the game before being called home for some vegan delights. Aside from the antics and shithousery, Pricey is a seriously classy operator down the left and has […]
The big man who makes the phrase ‘they all count the same’ his own. To say that JJ is fond of a tap-in would be like saying that Harry is fond of a beer. The striker has an impressive appearances to goals ratio and an even more impressive ratio of six-yard box finishes to stunners. […]
The Empanada King of Madrid doesn’t conform to the Argentinian stereotype of brash personalities. Where he does conform to his nation’s stereotypes is with his physical defence. This guy loves a challenge! Whether it be in the air, where he is imperious, or on the ground, where he’s rarely inaccurate with a slide tackle, Gonzalo […]
