The combative defender will even tackle inanimate objects at the side of the pitch, that’s just how he plays! After training the house down last season, Karlos will be looking to deliver some Trent-like performances this year for Rami. Interesting fact about Karlos: One of very few ‘Welshicans’ roaming the planet. We honestly had […]
League: Copa RFFM
The diminutive Belgian is a non-stop tackling machine and one of few players in FCB history to actually take his health and performance seriously enough to deny himself nice food. He’s not just about work rate and dedication, Mats is also a composed ball player who balances the forward-at-all-costs tendencies of his fellow midfielders. Interesting […]
A Scot who can dish out bollockings in French, Josh is a sophisticated defender who has been used in midfield. Quick and nimble for a tall man, Josh likes to keep the ball and generally uses it excellently. Interesting fact about Josh: His fiancé is legitimately one of the best players in the world.
FCB’s Mancunian centre-back may be a little slow and very old but he’s got a lovely voice. Sutty (pronounced ‘Suh-teh’ in the broadest Manc accent possible) is actually a vastly experienced and classy centre-half who brings leadership and calm wherever he plays. Interesting fact about Arren: Arren is so old he once taught former FCB […]
What Marcos lacks in height, he makes up for in class. FCB’s number one used to play division one in the US college system and is an assured presence under the sticks. Interesting fact about Marco: Marco is a Guatemalteco. That’s a fun word to say, isn’t it?
FCB’s athletic attacker is blessed with a frightening top speed and a tremendous work rate. Eric was used in midfield at times last season and asked to sprint after the ball like a Springer Spaniel. A job he did admirably. Murph will be looking to add more goals to his tally this season and establish […]
He loved the Británicos life so much the first time around that he’s moved back for more! A pacy attacker with an eye for goal and a low centre of gravity, Padraig has real footballing pedigree having played at a high level in his native Belfast. Interesting fact about Padraig: Has played at centre-half exactly […]
Loves trash-talking the opposition and his own team almost as much as he loves a bench-press and a cheeky can. Spent much of last season injured but has been getting in ferocious shape in pre-season. The L.A. native is a nightmare for defenders to handle on the pitch when fit and a nightmare to get […]
The only man able to flounce out of the preseason WhatsApp group, pre-emptively pull out of games pending hangovers, have multiple ‘leisure weekends’ and still win Manager’s Player of the Season. The former Tottenham academy prospect is a big guy who turns up for big games… and delivers. Defenders know what he’s going to do […]
