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Gonzalo Yaya

The Empanada King of Madrid doesn’t conform to the Argentinian stereotype of brash personalities. Where he does conform to his nation’s stereotypes is with his physical defence. This guy loves a challenge! Whether it be in the air, where he is imperious, or on the ground, where he’s rarely inaccurate with a slide tackle, Gonzalo […]

The classiest on the ball of FCB’s stable of centre backs, Josh has what we Brits call ‘a lovely ping’ off both feet. Forms the second part of the self-styled ‘Fridge – Freezer’ partnership with Greg. Interesting fact about Josh: Rumoured to be the dirtiest, nastiest, fightiest player in football 7s but is clean as […]

The Mexican Pirlo has grown out his luscious, thick curly black hair to add some gravitas to his grumpy, sultry demeanour. Spraying passes, breaking hearts – it’s what he does. EQ has an extensive passing range and is two-footed enough to try to take corners with his left foot.  Interesting fact about EQ: Shocked everyone […]