FCB’s biggest wind-up merchant. Joe likes nothing more than doing his trademark backheel flick, letting out a derisory ‘Whoooo!’ and then settling into exactly one lemony beer after the game before being called home for some vegan delights. Aside from the antics and shithousery, Pricey is a seriously classy operator down the left and has […]
League: Friendly
The big man who makes the phrase ‘they all count the same’ his own. To say that JJ is fond of a tap-in would be like saying that Harry is fond of a beer. The striker has an impressive appearances to goals ratio and an even more impressive ratio of six-yard box finishes to stunners. […]
As the only member of the FCB squad with anything approaching six-pack abs and off-the-line speed, Jimmy is often tasked with covering at the back and nullifying opposition runners. Jimmy is an integral part of the defence and a trusted ball player. Despite being the man that came over from the ‘dark side’ a couple […]
