Think: Dean Windass the futsal warrior aka The Chef, Jordan is a player than can play anywhere on the right or in centre defence. A tough talking, tackling lad from Hull, Jordan likes to play the honest way with some flair.

The big Scot plays with his heart on his sleeve and is the player who’s served the longest (in a continuous stretch) at the club. Always working hard on the pitch and off it in the bar, Macca combines physicality with the odd cheeky nutmeg and is an important man in the dressing room. Interesting […]

Zak is the club’s highest goalscorer and a key reason the club was successful in his time. Able to make goals from nothing both for himself and others, Zak combined silky footwork and a manic work ethic to devastating effect. If this guy thinks he has a weakness, he’ll work on it until it isn’t […]

What can you say about the big man in between the posts? Always using impeccable manners he will bust your balls but do so with the utmost grammatical knowledge and politeness. He is an ex-rugby player, with a great tackle, as Ish knows all too well (he normally gets the ball too). He treats every […]

Pete has arguably the highest cadence (look it up) of anyone in the league. He runs up and down the touchline supporting attacks and thwarting counters like a waspish Glaswegian Lizarazu (look him up). “Wee Pete” is back for his second spell at the club having missed the FCB life so much he simply had […]

The incorporation of the Welshman into FCB’s ranks this season means all countries of Britain are now represented on the pitch. Ricky is a rangy all-rounder who is a consummate footballer with a terrific attitude. Despite having the frame of a rugby player, the welshman gets up and down the wing with good speed, and […]