Renfe: Vallecas (Línea C2/C7)
Metro: Villa de Vallecas (Línea 1)
Autobus: 145, N9

Animales v FC Británico de Madrid

On a drenched morning in Vallecas, the stalwarts of FCB showed up on time, minus Luigi of course, to play a hungry Animales side. It kicked off with Josue once again in net, Ricky, Rama, Omar and Jose making up the back line with Luigi, Matt, Fabian, a returning Alejandro and Ed in the middle and Joe up top.
FCB lineup versus Animales 17/03/2018 in the Liga Bunwer Clausura

The scoring was opened pretty early on and should have been sooner if not for Ed having a sand wedge for the foot as he sent the ball into the sky two yards out. From villain to hero in Rami’s eyes, Ed scored with a deflected shot with his left foot. 0-1.

Joe and Luigi continually found space in behind as the through balls were being effectively used. The okay shower down as the weather worsened but it remained at a high intensity. The second came not long after as Joe slipped his marker and got the ball on the volley and smacked it top bin as he put it (poached it really). 0-2.

This control continued until the stroke of half-time when Ed showed his prowess once again and slotted the ball into the bottom corner. 0-3.


The second half showed more of the same. A tired and flagging Spanish side who had been poked, prodded and ran ragged all game began to sit very deep. Rami made some changes with Dave coming on for Luigi and Macca coming in for an injured Dave (he lasted 2 mins 45 secs before his tired old legs gave out). Then Cian for Alejandro. The game was done at this point and while FCB continued to pressurise and hassle the defending home team, an outstanding display from the opposition keeper kept out many shots that would have beaten others. A fine display of reaction, awareness and anticipation. Cian, Joe and Ricky were all denied in the final minutes alone. The game finished 0-3 but could have been far more if not for an organised defence and David DeGea style heroics, from both keepers.

Man of the Match – Joe and Ed
Goal of the match: Joe
Quote of the Match – “now you see me, now you don’t Joe.”- Rami
Miss of the Match – Ed (Johnny Wilkinson) Keith, from one yard out.

Cervezas Mahou v FC Británico

FCB travelled down the road from their Vallecas home this week to face the men from Cervezas Mahou who were looking for their first win of the Clausura campaign. The lineup on a day where several first-team regulars were unavailable was Jorge in goal, Harry, Omar, Rama and Jose at the back, Fabian and Cian at the base of midfield, Calum in front of them with Keith (Ed) and Ricky on the wings and Luigi up front.

From the kick off the trademark intensity was there for FCB but the quality and composure we’ve come to expect certainly was not. This was summed up after 15 minutes when some complacent work on the ball at the back lead to Mahou taking the lead when Omar’s ill-advised back-heel was short of its intended target and the opposition striker helped himself to the opening goal despite Jorge almost tipping the shot around the post.

The boys in red were struggling to string passes together and get a foothold in the game in windy and unpleasant conditions with balls often running out of play and giving the opposition defence the chance to reset. They were however level ten minutes after the opener as a corner found its way to Omar at the back post who atoned for his earlier mistake by smashing the ball past the keeper for parity. The men of Albion then had a golden opportunity to go in front during a period of dominance as a corner was handled in the area by a Mahou defender and a penalty awarded by the ref. After Calum’s thunderbolt rocket launch last week, this week saw Luigi step up only to do something similar as he blasted his penalty high over the bar and stuck his head in his hands.

After some choice four-letter words from the gaffer at the half, the gist of which being to get on the ball and try and play some football, the lads returned to the pitch to try and force the issue against opposition that have not caused too many problems for the FCB defence in recent seasons. The fluidity of play, however, was not forthcoming for the lads and all too often balls were overhit and first touches lead to tackles. As the second half wore on, the game broke up and there were chances created for the likes of Ed – who scuffed one wide and saw another poked off his toe by a covering defender having gone past the keeper-  and substitute Carlos on for Jose -who got on the end of a cross only to see his effort smothered by the keeper.

The scoreline then went from poor to unacceptable for FCB as a rare Mahou corner and towering header consigned the previous table toppers to defeat and a blue Saturday. This despite the entrance of Sam in the closing stages, the re-assigning of Omar to a striker’s berth and a decent penalty shout being ignored after a free kick had pinged around in the area.

2-1 the final score. A very disappointing result for the boys and one which they will be looking to put right in training this week.

Quote of the match: Rami (geeing his star man Luigi up before the match) “You know Messi? That’s what you have to do.”
Miss of the match: (After being told to play like Messi): Luigi’s penalty.