Defender

Alberto Niño Valdehita

The big Scot plays with his heart on his sleeve and is the player who’s served the longest (in a continuous stretch) at the club. Always working hard on the pitch and off it in the bar, Macca combines physicality with the odd cheeky nutmeg and is an important man in the dressing room. Interesting […]

What can you say about the big man in between the posts? Always using impeccable manners he will bust your balls but do so with the utmost grammatical knowledge and politeness. He is an ex-rugby player, with a great tackle, as Ish knows all too well (he normally gets the ball too). He treats every […]

Pete has arguably the highest cadence (look it up) of anyone in the league. He runs up and down the touchline supporting attacks and thwarting counters like a waspish Glaswegian Lizarazu (look him up). “Wee Pete” is back for his second spell at the club having missed the FCB life so much he simply had […]

The younger Majid has all of his family’s physicality and edge. Ish is good with his back-to-goal, good in the air and good at moustaches.  A versatile and willing player, over the years Ish has gone from a pacey winger to a hold-up player to a combative midfielder. Interesting fact about Ish: He came on […]

We’ve all trained with someone who can’t do more than 10 keepie-uppies but is actually great on match day. Dorus is that guy at FCB.  He might spend a long time in the middle of rondos but he’s a leader and a winner on the pitch who’s great in the air and a superb communicator. […]

This former professional footballer has a cultured left foot, great close control and a history of amazing solo goals in an FCB shirt. He also has a brother named Mario. Luigi is a quiet squad member who has been part of the core of players that brought the club a glut of silverware in the […]

The incorporation of the Welshman into FCB’s ranks this season means all countries of Britain are now represented on the pitch. Ricky is a rangy all-rounder who is a consummate footballer with a terrific attitude. Despite having the frame of a rugby player, the welshman gets up and down the wing with good speed, and […]

What can you say about the ever so slightly nuts man in the net? He loves to listen to a bit of Regayton before he plays and can’t seem to get the fact that he needs to shout his name or keeper, not “MY BALL”. He has good feet, as the strikers who closed him […]