FCB’s Mancunian centre-back may be a little slow but he’s there for the marathons, not the sprints. A keen distance runner, Greg brings all the tenacity from his running to his football and also a little bit of good old fashioned shithousery with it. Interesting fact about Greg: He once wore an item of clothing […]

Loves trash-talking the opposition and his own team almost as much as he loves a bench-press and a cheeky can. Spent much of last season injured but has been getting in ferocious shape in pre-season. The L.A. native is a nightmare for defenders to handle on the pitch when fit and a nightmare to get […]

The only man able to flounce out of the preseason WhatsApp group, pre-emptively pull out of games pending hangovers, have multiple ‘leisure weekends’ and still win Manager’s Player of the Season. The former Tottenham academy prospect is a big guy who turns up for big games… and delivers. Defenders know what he’s going to do […]